Archive for June, 2003
Mazltov!
Little sister is now married. I can’t really say much about the whole affair, as it was pretty standard (and I managed not to do anything stupid, like curse, during my scripture reading). The one thing I will say is that it makes me jealous that she’s gotten to make her absolute best friend into her lover and partner for life. The family joked that we’d never seen them kiss before the wedding. But, honestly, who cares? They’ve already got down exactly what being married is really all about.
Mitch hater
Sprite hates Mitch. Whether it be spilling on or around him, he ends up with a disproportionate amount of it not in a cup. The most angry form of Sprite comes from Wendy’s, with a Big Bacon Classic (in combo form). Sprite hates Mitch.
Spammers are monkeys
Every once in a while, monkeys typing produces something interesting. Today a spam program sent me email with the randomly-generated subject line of “disposable botujism.” I don’t have any good jokes for that. It manages to stand on its own.