I play the guitar, badly. I'm hoping I get really good without regular practice (I'm banking on getting bitten by a radioactive spider or something similarly comicbook-esque). To prepare, my friends and I have come up with several potential band names.
- Hot Buttered Jesus - Has one hit wonder written all over it.
- Stupid Ugly People in Love - Requires a folky sound and clever college-boy lyrics.
- Truck Full of Death - First album must be "This Shit has Got to Stop" (see Black Dog, laugh).
- Bloody Projectile Farts - Disgusting enough to contend in the "angry metal" scene.
- Soundhole - vaguely offensive.