I was eating sushi with a friend the other day. We went to the little place that is right near my new house, which is really good. Honestly, there is nothing better than having a great sushi place less than a mile away. Anyhow, they are good at carving up tasty fish, but their publishing abilities leave something to be desired. Inside the little payment folio we got with our bill was one of the most wacked-out sentences I’ve ever read. After stating that they don’t do the debit-card-thing was printed: “We’re apologized for you inconveniences.”
Seriously, you almost have to try to make that many mistakes in one sentence.